{"id":3682,"date":"2015-05-23T22:42:58","date_gmt":"2015-05-23T15:42:58","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/martianuswb.com\/?p=3682"},"modified":"2015-05-23T22:58:57","modified_gmt":"2015-05-23T15:58:57","slug":"kapur-tulis-hupokrites","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/martianuswb.com\/?p=3682","title":{"rendered":"Kapur tulis hupokrites"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Kapan hari itu ketemu kotak kapur tulis yang unik. Bagaimana tidak unik, l<em>ha wong<\/em> promosi di kotak itu &#8230; lihat saja gambar di bawah ini.<\/p>\n<div id=\"attachment_3686\" style=\"width: 310px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"http:\/\/martianuswb.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/05\/Kapur-tulis-tidak-mengotori-tangan1.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-3686\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-3686\" src=\"http:\/\/martianuswb.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/05\/Kapur-tulis-tidak-mengotori-tangan1-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"Kapur tulis tidak mengotori tangan?\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" srcset=\"https:\/\/martianuswb.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/05\/Kapur-tulis-tidak-mengotori-tangan1-300x225.jpg 300w, https:\/\/martianuswb.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/05\/Kapur-tulis-tidak-mengotori-tangan1-1024x768.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/martianuswb.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/05\/Kapur-tulis-tidak-mengotori-tangan1-800x600.jpg 800w, https:\/\/martianuswb.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/05\/Kapur-tulis-tidak-mengotori-tangan1-150x113.jpg 150w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-3686\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Kapur tulis tidak mengotori tangan?<\/p><\/div>\n<p>Di kotak itu tertulis keistimewaan kapur tulis ini:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Mudah untuk menulis dan <span style=\"color: #ff0000;\"><strong>tidak mengotori tangan<\/strong><\/span> (???)<\/li>\n<li>Mudah untuk dibawa dan <span style=\"color: #ff0000;\"><strong>tidak mengotori pakaian<\/strong><\/span> (???)<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>Nah, saya kan berpikiran logis dan ilmiah to, buktikan saja. Saya pegang-pegang itu kapur. hasilnya bisa Anda tebak sendiri. Tangan saya yang hitam legam ini bisa menjadi putih &#8230; seputih bulu domba *nyanyi*<\/p>\n<div id=\"attachment_3689\" style=\"width: 235px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"http:\/\/martianuswb.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/05\/Memang-ada-kapur-tulis-yang-tidak-mengotori-tangan2.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-3689\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-3689\" src=\"http:\/\/martianuswb.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/05\/Memang-ada-kapur-tulis-yang-tidak-mengotori-tangan2-225x300.jpg\" alt=\"Memang ada kapur tulis yang tidak mengotori tangan?\" width=\"225\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/martianuswb.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/05\/Memang-ada-kapur-tulis-yang-tidak-mengotori-tangan2-225x300.jpg 225w, https:\/\/martianuswb.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/05\/Memang-ada-kapur-tulis-yang-tidak-mengotori-tangan2-768x1024.jpg 768w, https:\/\/martianuswb.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/05\/Memang-ada-kapur-tulis-yang-tidak-mengotori-tangan2-800x1067.jpg 800w, https:\/\/martianuswb.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/05\/Memang-ada-kapur-tulis-yang-tidak-mengotori-tangan2-113x150.jpg 113w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 225px) 100vw, 225px\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-3689\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Memang ada kapur tulis yang tidak mengotori tangan?<\/p><\/div>\n<p>Menegaskan makna dari kata <a href=\"http:\/\/martianuswb.com\/jangan-berdoa-seperti-orang-munafik-jangan-berdoa-bertele-tele\/\">&#8220;munafik&#8221; (Yunani: hupokrites)<\/a> &#8216;kan? Seringkali kita sama seperti produsen kapur tulis itu. Kita mempromosikan diri begitu rupa di hadapan manusia, bahkan kebablasan, kita pun memakai topeng di hadapan Tuhan Yang Mahatahu itu. Ayolah, dandani diri kita, bukan pakai <em>make-up <\/em>tebal. dandani batin kita!<\/p>\n\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Kapan hari itu ketemu kotak kapur tulis yang unik. Bagaimana tidak unik, lha wong promosi di kotak itu &#8230; lihat saja gambar di bawah ini. Di kotak itu tertulis keistimewaan&#8230; <a href=\"https:\/\/martianuswb.com\/?p=3682\">Read more &raquo;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":"","_links_to":"","_links_to_target":""},"categories":[288],"tags":[1136,1138,201,1137,1139],"class_list":["post-3682","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-renungan","tag-hupokrites","tag-kapur","tag-munafik","tag-topeng","tag-tulis"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/martianuswb.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3682","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/martianuswb.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/martianuswb.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/martianuswb.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/martianuswb.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3682"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/martianuswb.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3682\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3690,"href":"https:\/\/martianuswb.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3682\/revisions\/3690"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/martianuswb.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3682"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/martianuswb.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3682"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/martianuswb.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3682"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}